I must be really really bored or something.
Stop me before I say the wrong thing again.
Everything is brighter when the sky is dull. I don’t know what everyone is bitching about.
“Why is there toast on your forehead?”
“Matt, why do you have a black man on your forehead?”
“Dammit, I wanted the Panamanian warrior…”
First Friday Gallery Crawl, Summer 2009
I work retail. I hear a million complaints a day. If I wanted to hear your bullshit too, you’d be paying me way less than I deserve.